This was pretty gay.

I am Lord Sammy, Genious Dictator.

My destiny is to break the heart of Gendou Ikari.

wat?

gameplay:3/5
presentation:4/5
fun:5/5
tits:0/5
overall:4/5

very good game. incredibly fun moment when you jump out of the water go in bullet time taunt the enemies and give them the rapid fire combo. very smooth controls and excellent soundtrack.

the only bad things i could find are(prolly because its an 48 hours game):
the length. after 4 bosses its already over. i was looking forward to kill even bigger things
background: as you dive deeper and deeper id love to see some change in scenery. like jelly fish and nice corals in the first layer.. moving onward to some dark temple ruins on the sea floor.

why did pedobear eat me?

isnt a ten year old boy a bit too old?

anyways very fun and entertaining. only downside is the game overall graphics could use some lighting effects or shading.

it sucks

i dont get the joke