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Recent Movie Reviews


Well Met Well Met

Rated 3 / 5 stars

hell rad!



The Man Who Won't Rhyme The Man Who Won't Rhyme

Rated 4 / 5 stars

This was pretty gay.



SSB64 - MK Easter Egg SSB64 - MK Easter Egg

Rated 1 / 5 stars

i dont get it

at least point out the easteregg. like this i feel jipped


Recent Game Reviews


Fate Machine 1.0 Fate Machine 1.0

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

I am Lord Sammy, Genious Dictator.

My destiny is to break the heart of Gendou Ikari.

wat?



Hanoka Hanoka

Rated 4 / 5 stars

gameplay:3/5
presentation:4/5
fun:5/5
tits:0/5
overall:4/5

very good game. incredibly fun moment when you jump out of the water go in bullet time taunt the enemies and give them the rapid fire combo. very smooth controls and excellent soundtrack.

the only bad things i could find are(prolly because its an 48 hours game):
the length. after 4 bosses its already over. i was looking forward to kill even bigger things
background: as you dive deeper and deeper id love to see some change in scenery. like jelly fish and nice corals in the first layer.. moving onward to some dark temple ruins on the sea floor.


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Find Pikachu! Find Pikachu!

Rated 3 / 5 stars

why did pedobear eat me?

isnt a ten year old boy a bit too old?

anyways very fun and entertaining. only downside is the game overall graphics could use some lighting effects or shading.


Recent Audio Reviews


Grand Winner Grand Winner

Rated 0 / 5 stars

it sucks

i dont get the joke


Cooledude responds:

It was not a joke; just a serious attempt =O